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July 2007 
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Posted on Aug 23rd, 2006
by 
DezinerGirl
DezinerGirl
A little comic relief here while I await CNN's countdown to their 'Story of....the Millenium?' "In the Footsteps of Bin Laden", or is it 'Know Your Enemy', or....whatever.....
Anyway....On with the good stuff:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken! What do you mean by 'chicken?' Could you define 'chicken', please?
GEORGE W. BUSH : I don't think I should have to answer that question, it happened back in my drinking days.
RALPH NADER : I don't know why, but I bet it had something to do with escaping corporate control.
JOHN McCAIN : If there was finance reform, the chicken never would have been forced to cross the road.
SADDAM HUSSEIN : It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were completely justified threatening the use of WMD's to force the chicken to the other side.
NRA : It is our constitutional right to shoot chickens crossing the road.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK : To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
DR. SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did it cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told.
BILL GATES : I have just released echicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay e-eggs, it will have the memory of an e-lephant, and cross to the other side of the road faster then any other echicken on the market.
JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your faces? The chicken was going to the 'other side'. That is why 'they' call it the 'other' side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you let it cross the road, then you too will become gay. That is why we need the freedom to keep chickens from living around the rest of us.
THE BIBLE : And then God said unto the chickens, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS : I missed one?
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BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Bwahahalmao ;-)
Funny!…here are a couple of others:
LaoTsu: This is Tao the chicken crossed the road.
Eckhart Tolle : The chicken crossed the road to be here, now.
Ken Wilber: To get away from the 1st tier, mean green memes.
There is no chicken
There is no road either
The chickenless way is not for eggheads
Nor the faint of heart
Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!